Indulge Lady Tallowmere and see how far through her lovingly violent dungeons you can delve in this 2D indie action roguelike-inspired platformer. New rooms are procedurally generated every time you play, meaning you'll have to be on your guard for every randomly-placed enemy, elite, boss, and treasure chest you'll come across. Each room gets progressively bigger, harder, and more rewarding the further you go. Brace yourself as you learn the quirks of each foe, trap, and room type so you can strive for that "one more run" high-score victory! Each dungeon is infinite in length so it's up to you to push your limits; local scoreboards and online leaderboards let you track your greatest efforts. Tallowmere offers single-player and local co-op madness (up to 4 players) for fun frantic couch gaming. You're not afraid... or are you? To those who will be lured into Lady Tallowmere's dungeons: good luck. Features Action roguelite platformer with randomly-generated levels, each room bigger than the last Wreak havoc with trusty axes, teleporting katanas, stealth-enabling emerald daggers, freezing ice wands, bouncing grenades, embroiling flamethrowers, and powerful rocket launchers Find and equip outfits, headgear, shields, and more Hunt for power with 7 tiers of item rarities ranging from Basic to Otherworldly Learn to conquer multiple enemy types with elite variations, including fire mages, archers, leapers, conductors, ogres, flail knights, and zaeries Satisfying combat with persistent bloodsplats and gibs Tactical shield blocking Infinite jumping Deadly traps and obstacles to try and avoid, such as spinning pinwheels, acid clouds, and extremely pointy spikes Coins, hearts, souls, and keys to collect from slain foes Hardcore permadeath to keep your adrenaline going Treasure chests to loot Potions to keep you alive Special room events and bosses to master Passive abilities for you to gain strength and then some Coin-loving merchants Difficulty settings to match your pain threshold Combat/event log Soft savegame system (so you can quit and resume later) and personal high-score system with cross-platform Steam Cloud support Global Steam leaderboards for speedruns and bragging rights Sacrificial kittens Dev console for cheats System Requirements Windows: OS: Windows 7 Processor: 2 GHz; 32-bit or 64-bit Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Onboard, 256 MB RAM DirectX: Version 9.0c Hard Drive: 200 MB available space Sound Card: Onboard Additional Notes: Play with keyboard (and optionally mouse), or use a controller. Tested with Xbox 360 and PS3 controllers; button mapping may be required on the pre-game launcher. Mac OS X: OS: Mac OS X 10.6 Processor: 2 GHz; 32-bit or 64-bit Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: Onboard, 256 MB RAM Hard Drive: 200 MB available space Sound Card: Onboard Additional Notes: Play with keyboard (and optionally mouse), or use a controller. Tested with Xbox 360 (using TattieBogle) and PS3 controllers; button mapping is required on the pre-game launcher. Linux / SteamOS: OS: Ubuntu 10.10 or similar Processor: 2 GHz; 32-bit or 64-bit Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Onboard, 256 MB RAM Hard Drive: 200 MB available space Sound Card: Onboard Additional Notes: Play with keyboard (and optionally mouse), or use a controller. Tested with Xbox 360 controllers; button mapping may be required on the pre-game launcher.