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LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous powerups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

1-8 PLAYER CHAOTIC PvE

Bring your homies (or bravely solo it) for chaotic, over the top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."

YOUR WEAPON, YOUR CHOICE

Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun— it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.

RIDICULOUS POWERUPS

A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like: 

• Nah’s Barrier
• Boomer’s Blessing
• Trophy of Swole
• Cool Comfy Shorts
• And over 100 more!

BIG BOSSES

Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run - these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little powerups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.

GOD RUN

This isn’t just any run - it's THE run. Achieve peak powerup perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.

CREATE YOUR STEW OF POWER

Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot, determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under season it.

YOU'VE UNLOCK: TEXT ENJOYER

Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.

Windows Minimum Requirements

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 10
• Processor: Intel i5-9400F / Ryzen 5 4600
• Memory: 8 GB RAM
• Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 / AMD RX 580
• Storage: 4 GB available space
• Additional Notes: Low Settings, 30 FPS

Windows Recommended Requirements

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 11
• Processor: Intel i7-11700F / Ryzen 7 5800X
• Memory: 16 GB RAM
• Graphics: RTX 3070 / RTX 4070 / RX 7900
• Storage: 4 GB available space
• Additional Notes: Epic Settings, 60+ FPS

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